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Putting a smile on your face makes a world of difference!

Posted by TeamITI on February 21, 2009

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NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

After recent announcements of no merit increases and layoffs still looming, all personnel will now be required to look happy that they still have a job while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

  • Workloads getting to you?
  • Feeling stressed?
  • Too many priorities and assignments?
  • No raise? Layoffs pending?


Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

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Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

rubberband2

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

rubberband3

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a SMILE on your face!


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